Welcome to My Blog

As the title suggests, I will be telling stories and expressing my varying opinions. And yes, they may be offensive. Not offensive in the way that you're thinking (by that I mean I'm not going to be flat out profane) more offensive in the sense that I'm going to say things that you might not like. I have a lot of opinions, and they're rather strong. You may disagree, but hopefully you'll find yourself slightly entertained, maybe just a little amused, possibly just a bit aroused (that's a joke, by the way). If you're even the smallest amount intrigued, then I encourage you to continue reading. I have much, much more to say.



...Earl wrote a new blog post, so I figure that I should as well. I can't have myself falling behind. However, I'm pretty sure that I am way ahead of him in quantity of posts. That being said, I am way behind him in blog followers and friends in real life. I think that I still win though. I believe it was Gandhi who said,

"The quality of a man is judged by his blog post quantity."

Don't believe me? Observe this proof*:

There you have it. Proof. Anyway, allow me to get on with it.

Life is going very well. School has improved drastically, and as you know, I enjoyed it already. I just really enjoy taking classes that are actually in my major. I am doing a lot of reading, but I really enjoy it. I have even more respect for Stephen Crane** than I did when I started, which is cool. Also, others. (Too vague? Too bad.) I have also been writing a bit more, I wrote poetry which is weird. It was assigned, not choice. It won't be on here, so don't ask. (As if you would, anyway.)  Life outside of school is pretty good. I got a job at TJMaxx thanks to Ashley. It's going. Life at the Apt is great, as usual. We started watching Supernatural a while back and we've been enjoying that. Also, we made a YouTube channel and a pretty great video. Check it out here. So in short, all is well. Apart from sporadic spells of school stress, I've gotta say that I'm feelin' good today.

Well, that's all for me.

Until next time,

*I altered this image. I didn't intend any copyright infringement or anything of that sort. It was purely for comedy. I apologize if I offended anyone.

**This is a great short story by Stephen Crane. Feel free to check it out if you have time. Or don't, I don't care.

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