Welcome to My Blog
As the title suggests, I will be telling stories and expressing my varying opinions. And yes, they may be offensive. Not offensive in the way that you're thinking (by that I mean I'm not going to be flat out profane) more offensive in the sense that I'm going to say things that you might not like. I have a lot of opinions, and they're rather strong. You may disagree, but hopefully you'll find yourself slightly entertained, maybe just a little amused, possibly just a bit aroused (that's a joke, by the way). If you're even the smallest amount intrigued, then I encourage you to continue reading. I have much, much more to say.
Don't Lose Hope
Hold on for just a little bit longer, I'll make it worth your while.
Sounds like my first time.
*If you would like me to literally punch you in the face, I will. Actually I probably won't. I'm not a fighter.