Welcome to My Blog

As the title suggests, I will be telling stories and expressing my varying opinions. And yes, they may be offensive. Not offensive in the way that you're thinking (by that I mean I'm not going to be flat out profane) more offensive in the sense that I'm going to say things that you might not like. I have a lot of opinions, and they're rather strong. You may disagree, but hopefully you'll find yourself slightly entertained, maybe just a little amused, possibly just a bit aroused (that's a joke, by the way). If you're even the smallest amount intrigued, then I encourage you to continue reading. I have much, much more to say.


Don't Lose Hope

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to reassure you. I have not given up on this blog, no. I will continue to post and tickle all of your respective fancies. It is just that times are very busy right now; I just got a new job and finals week is rapidly approaching. But I am pleased to announce that once finals are over and I've gotten into the swing at my new place of employment, I will have plenty of spare time to fill your lives with my sweetly woven words of wisdom and whimsical wonder. There's some good stuff coming, some of my current ideas even have diagrams and pictures (hooray for visual aids!). So don't lose hope (hey that's the title), I will be back in full force to metaphorically punch you in the face with my words.*

Hold on for just a little bit longer, I'll make it worth your while.
Sounds like my first time.


*If you would like me to literally punch you in the face, I will. Actually I probably won't. I'm not a fighter.

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